The Bus Ride Home

4 high school girls,  2 white and 2 brown came on the bus on my way home. They sat across from me. At first I was checking them out. Until I quickly found out that they were ugly except for the blond who could become attractive in 10 years or so. As expected, they were so loud that everyone in the bus could hear them, chatting about current events. All of a sudden, I burst out laughing, not at the girls, but at the image of Arian and Williams shaking their head in disapproval. I recalled Arian and Williams telling me how much they hated listening to dumb high school students chatting about stupid crap. I, on the other hand, was more tolerable to their mindless chatter, that is until they started talking about Fast Five.
“I saw Fast Five a couple days ago.”

“What’s that? Fast and Furious Five?”

“Why do they call it Fast Five? It sounds so stupid and uncreative.”

“I think they are running out of cool names like Tokyo Drift.”

“I know, they should just call it FF.”

At that moment, I shook my head in disapproval, and yelled in my head, “FF stands for Final Fantasy, you moron!”

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Blonds Are Late Bloomers

Girls physically mature between 16-18, and mentally matures at around 25. However, I find myself despising younger blonds even when they are 25. I have a theory on blonds. I think blonds are late bloomers, so instead of maturing at 25, it takes them to the other side of 30 before losing their fever for mindless fun. This is perhaps due to their popularity – guys simply have higher expectations in blonds when it comes to parties and other wild activities. However, once the blonds lose that fever, they will surpass the brunets and darker shades. The number 1 celebrity on my list is Charlize Theron who is a blond over 30. She’s hawt not because of the wildness in her, but because she’s a badass. So for those who have been disappointed by blonds due to their stupidity, just wait till they are over 30.

Blonds are like the ugly duckling. It takes time for their true beauty to surface.

It takes a long ass time to charge up, but the reward is great - it raped Frieza's left eye.

Procrastination

Even though it’s in the middle of exam weeks, for the past 10 days, I have done absolutely no work. I have a final in 10 days and a huge project in 11. I have started neither. I think the procrastination period has to end now or I might fail them even though I had 20 days to prepare for them. That would be truly embarrassing.

Reading Game of Thrones

I started reading Game of Thrones. The opening chapter was amazing, then it slowed down a little until they introduced dire wolves. I always enjoy reading about mythological creatures or ancient creatures who were much more powerful than the puny animals known today. If anyone know any good movie or book with mythological creatures such as dragons, goblins, unicorns, trolls, minotaurs, etc. plz let me know.

Dead dire wolf and her puppies being picked up by the Starks.

Benefits of Sushi Buffet

For the past year, I have visited Ye’s Sushi Buffet restaurant over 30 times, spent over $500, and ate over 150 pounds of food. Clearly, that’s a lot of negatives. Fortunately, it benefited my life in the most unlikely manner. I went to a cheap and small Japanese restaurant today and ordered a dynamite roll. It tasted AMAZING!!! After degrading myself to Ye’s level of Japanese food, my tongue was at the lowest point possible. Now if I visit Japan and eat authentic sushi, it will bring unimaginable pleasure to my mouth.

There’s a Limit to Everything

Recently, I was involved in an ice cream eating contest. There were 4 flavors, Asians (mango), Blacks (chocolate),  Whites (red bean), and Plants (green tea). I don’t like chocolate so I had a lot of mango, red bean and green tea. However, it felt weird eating my own kind so I only had 1 scoop of mango. I was fine eating away at red bean and green tea flavored ice creams, but the red bean flavor was too sweet for my liking (White people’s sweets such as donuts are too damn sweet for Asians). So I mainly had green tea. I love all kinds of green tea flavored food as they are not too sweet, not too bitter. At first, it was very enjoyable. I could smell the scent of the green tea while eating it, but after 3-4 cups, they started to lose their taste. By the 5th cup, it had no taste whats so ever, and I was very full from eating all kinds of Japanese food. In the end, I couldn’t eat anymore green tea, and waved the white flag. Congratulations to Jyvblamo for taking down Yoshi General in an ice cream eating contest. The moral lesson was: Canada is good because we are multicultural. If Mr.Canada was in an eating contest, he would win, because he will never get tired of the food.

Multicultural ice cream.